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December 1st, 2008 by


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December 1st, 2008 by

Druid


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Snakeeeesss

November 6th, 2008 by

SNAAAKES! SNAAAAAAAKES! Do snakes have livers? If so, why. Respond in 50 words or less in haiku format.

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Pre-Blizzcon Blog Post

October 8th, 2008 by

Yes, tomorrow we mount up on our epic mounts and fly to anaheim to participate in pre-blizzcon festivities. This occasion will likely be marked by feasting and a general party. Any who not attend, begin crying now. You will need the time to get all your crying done by monday. Also, we beat grow cube. Suck it.

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PK STAAAARRRSTOOOORRM

September 3rd, 2008 by

Unfortunately, todays science experiment led to no further discoveries on the nature of the elusive X factor. Little is known about this ingredient. Some theorize that only Tiger Woods truly understands its properties. More radical theories have suggested Michael Phelps had extensive knowledge of this wonder element. Also, the countdown to Blizzcon has begun, and there is around a month left before this trip. Well, a month and ten days. Its close enough, alright? I think this year Social Studies is going to be a very fun class though likely to contain many clashes with a certain fellow. Overall its important to remember to never blow in a dogs face, and that its only the patient whale who may shine the brightest. Time waits for no birds in the hand, on a rainy day, after all.

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Get out of here ghosts!

August 24th, 2008 by

Well I went to kara and guess what? No loot! Turns out that in attempting to do my chemistry summer assignment, I discovered that not only do Moles make no sense, but that attempting to understand them is a one way ticket to insanity. Thus, I was forced to refocus myself not on accomplishing homework but on battling the poltergeists that inherit my chemistry book. After soundly defeating them, I made the mistake of resting on my laurels and was quickly given the ol’ what for by a quick little will o’wisp with a penchant for mischief. Alright, everything but the kara part of this blog has been a lie. But you totally believed me. Sucker.

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I came here to ace Ap tests and chew bubble gum

May 2nd, 2008 by

And boy am I out of bubble gum. Today I got far above average on both my Ap social studies and Ap english exams. This is because I am a genius. Also its childrens week. Go out and help an orphan or so help me I will make your children orphans.

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I ain’t going back to missourah

April 24th, 2008 by

My pants keep rippin in the right knee which leads me to believe I may have some sort of structural problem. Lacey will not leave me alone again. If you havent been able to tell, she is the antagonist in this paein of life. Nils mom makes great sticky buns. I think maybe next time I go to nils’ house I would like to have some more of those sticky buns. Also, operation JPI4EVER is a success. Congratulations to all those involved

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My Chest Itches

April 20th, 2008 by

So Alex cannot play super smash bros brawl for his life, but keeps beating me. I have developed multiple theories on the subject. First, he may be a total gaywad, and this sort of gay version of retard strength gives him the ability to play wii games well. The other option is that he is not nearly as stupid as he looks, which I highly doubt. It is always possible that the strange shrieks and squawks he emits during battle have a negative effect on mah barainz.

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Ms. Morris hates children

March 27th, 2008 by

Irena has yet to ask Jared to her senior prom, which is a shame. It is certain that these two lovebirds will end up with each other eventually, and why they insists on resisting their instincts is beyond me. Hopefully they will see their destiny and realize the love they harbor for each other.

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